Mekrani, 30
Zimbabwe, Harare
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About me:
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" - Pink Guy
"Make your dreams impossible" - Shia LaBeouf
"Metalheads unite, stand tall and true, brutality's the bricks and pizza is the glue" - Jared Dines
"I'm on 4Chan at two in the morning. Girls don't talk to me." - Anon
"Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because he was disabled." - Pink Guy
"Bitches can't handle my shit and they get really excited when they see my dick. My dick pays rent and my dick quid" - Pink Guy
"I hang dogs from trees, so I can raise the ROOF" - Pink Guy
"Fuck frogs, fuck toads, fuck newts, fuck the animals, Salamander is the number one, look at these nipples!" - Pink Guy
"I put a hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.The only bones that broke was my dick's." - Pink Guy
"DAAAMN IT'S AN RX-7! *shit* OH DAMN. OH DAMN. YO, HELLA FLUSH. JDM. OH MY GOD DAT CAMBER DOE. STANCE STATION! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. IT'S AN RX-7, YO! THAT'S LIKE... HELLA FLUSH. DAYM." - Two fans of Mazda RX-7